chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

by Zookie man October 3, 2021

Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.

Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"

by Aquz October 5, 2021

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Ass monkey

A word awesome people use

Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass

by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021

Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021