Monkey

A hairy midget on steroids

You monkey

by Hanz_has_the_flammenwerfer June 27, 2022

monkey

An animal. Why would you look this up here?

Amanda: He's a monkey but he's so hot
Jack: I'm calling 911

by need head November 4, 2023

Brass Monkey

that funky money

“brass monkey that funky god damn monkey

by papagetos May 21, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.

Man: oh shit its a murder monkey

by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021

Chunky monkey

A sexual act involving dropping a lumpy turd into a sexual partners mouth and making them swallow it whole. The next day, you give them multiple laxatives and making them shit it back out onto a random animal of your choosing (such as a monkey)

“Me and Sarah did the chunky monkey last night, it got all over the dog”

by 2001legohagrid January 11, 2022

MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024