Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.
by PaPa J September 6, 2015
Get the Judas Jack Cumslapmug. A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.
The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.
The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.
Example 1:
"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"
"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"
Example 2:
"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"
"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"
"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"
Example 2:
"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"
by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016
Get the jack stottmug. The meaning “ I jack you” means I jack you and only you , a boy telling you means I will only talk to you and you only nobody else
by Shah has April 18, 2023
Get the I jack youmug. The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
Get the Jack's Crazy Beardmug. Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
Get the You Jack Systemmug. A crazy, influential, wild, and awful person, someone you must look out for. He might drive you up the bend or make you fall in love. In either situation never let him show you a trick with a cigarette or share a shower with you. He's too mad for that and you can do better!
Have you seen "Jack"?
by JulietPlymouth March 7, 2025
Get the Jackmug. When you’re kinda hungry but kinda horny, so you shoot your load into your mouth for a nice little treat.
“Hey David, you want to get some dinner?”
“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”
“Nah I’m good- I have half a chubb so I’m just going to jack the snacc this time.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 26, 2020
Get the Jack the Snaccmug.