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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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cunt ass bitch

damn he’s really acting like a cunt ass bitch
damnnn that dude must be an andrew.
by ihatepeoplefrtheysuck March 18, 2022
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beanie cunt

A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
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Cunt

Someone who is ridiculously, intolerably, horrible and dramatic. This should be used when "bitch" just doesn't do justice.

"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
"My Aunt Marianne single handedly poisoned my grandma against me, she's a fucking bitch.

"No...she sounds like a fucking cunt."
by AllieKatMeow June 18, 2018
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cunt

you
u r a cunt
yes I know
by Jupiter booty May 10, 2018
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cunt

When you are serving cunt, you are giving a performance of your life. You do not literally have to be performing. You are the moment. Everyone wants to be you. You are magnificent. When something is cunt or cunty it is fierce. It is the it thing.
"Oh my god! Icon! You are serving cuuunt!" "You look so cunty! Yes, good for you!" "That is cunt!" "Give me cunt, darling!" "Giving us cunt!"
by greenee420 April 9, 2024
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Cunt your cunt

Cunt your cunt is a term or phrase used in multiple ways.
1. When someone’s cunty energy is matching yours.
2. When someone is being a ‘cunt’ (aka rude or disrespectful) in an attempt to negatively inflict your cunty energy.
3. When someone cuntifies their cunt (aka a vagazle)
4. Scissoring I guess.
1. When you was dancing with Debbie she was totally cunting your cunt!
2. That girl who was tryna fight you in the club was totally cunting your cunt
3. I’m going to the salon to cunt my cunt!
4. Great granny and Sheila from nextdoor cunted each others cunts last night!

(Cunt your cunt)
by Kceoibrya February 1, 2025
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