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Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
by onetimer December 9, 2008
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Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".
My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)
by TheMomFromSpyKids March 17, 2011
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fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.
"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"
by Stuffattack April 29, 2010
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Rum Dog Millionaire

A drink consisting of 1 glass of pink lemonade and 2 shots of spiced rum. The manliest of drinks.
Yo dog have you tried this Rum Dog Millionaire?" "Damn son, I hear that shit's so tight that even fucking pussy slayers like it." "Yea man that shit is ill homie.
by curt_the_flirt January 28, 2011
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Blowing Mouth Dog

A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.

A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
by dnads May 20, 2011
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Dog Show Day

A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
by Nub Nub December 6, 2006
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Bad - Dog / Saint

An unstopable force that wrecks havoc in any game. Side f/x are accusations of hacking and unfair play sometimes followed by the crying of a fucktard that is reciving the wrath of the accused.
Lets go to another server... The Bad - Dog / Saint is owning us all here.
by SpideR34 December 9, 2007
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