To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
by CH200andillstealurbitch November 1, 2017
Get the Scandinavian cheese gratermug. "That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
by ClumsyPandali March 31, 2024
Get the smells like cheesemug. A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...
by Slender Man... January 26, 2025
Get the Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt)mug. Wah Gwan Delilah, no I'm late cause there's bare traffic. I just showed my dog your Gram'. He said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm So Cheesed! Your mademoiselle nights are geeked, I'm bent, low-key.
by Chicken Chips June 6, 2025
Get the I'm So Cheesed!mug. A cheese tooth is like a sweet tooth, except it's cheese instead of sweets. You like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.
Steve: Mmmmmmm. Cheese.
*eats cheddar.
Dave: You have a cheese tooth.
Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!
*eats cheddar.
Dave: You have a cheese tooth.
Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!
by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024
Get the Cheese toothmug. "The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"
by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025
Get the coonified cheese sandwhichmug. by PoliticallyVacant May 28, 2022
Get the Creak Cheesemug.