The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
The sexiest man from Massachusetts who’s an upcoming pornstar signed by bang bros he also features on a tape with Ray J and Kim K.
by Kingcok7765 September 12, 2022
by Banana yogurt October 10, 2020
Disco Jack & Coke: Jack Daniels, Coke and crushed ice.
Disco Jack & Ginger: Jack Daniels, Gingerale and crushed ice.
Disco Jack & Ginger: Jack Daniels, Gingerale and crushed ice.
by pinewoodsocial_lover March 21, 2014
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by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023
When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.
Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow
by Daura2731 November 20, 2018