jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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Jobless jack

When someone is too good to work and would rather spoung off of the tax man

Jobless jack will never work

Jobless hopeless jack

by hecktor brogobank December 21, 2018

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Jack Black

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches;

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.

Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?

Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )

by FatherlessAsainBaldKid April 15, 2023

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Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

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Jack Black

An extremely talented actor, singer, and band member of Tenacious D (yes sir), also known for starring in a Sesame Street episode with character Elmo searching for an 'octagon', which is now a viral meme.

If you don't rate Jack Black, you're a gay emo coffee

Joe: I liked that Sesame Street episode he was in, that was funny as!
Kevin: And also the School of Rock movie! World's best music teacher, but maybe not as sure in maths!
Ollie: You guys, what about his band, Tenacious D, he just rolls the Rolling Stones right out of their place!

Jack Black is cooler than you ( ͡° ͜つ ͡°)╭∩╮

by PartyCrasher547 June 14, 2022

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