Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.

Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate

by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018

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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

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Jack o’smack

A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.

1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?

2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

by Onyx_hana April 25, 2022

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cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 08, 2017

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