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Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.

Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down

It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.
I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!
by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011
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Down bad

Someone who craves attention and usually does anything to get it
by sageinctrl May 2, 2022
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Down Zyndrome

When you're a regular consumer of nicotine pouches and then run out, you may suffer from Down Zyndrome.

Symptoms are similar to nicotine withdrawals and often include irritability, hunger, anxiety, etc.
Why are you so on edge today?

Sorry bro, I have down zyndrome.
by BO-G-ART May 15, 2024
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bikes up guns down

Bikesupgunsdown is away of life where there’s non-Violence.
Bikes up guns down is more than a movement it’s a Life, James put that bikes up and put that gun down.
by Dwight c wells December 22, 2021
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drew down

Yo,that nigga is drew down!
by DrewDownPgh June 5, 2017
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Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy
"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"
by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022
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