Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

by MemeB0i69 July 16, 2021

Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.

Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"

by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022

cum

the white stuff that comes out of you when u masturbate

i came. there is so much cum

by melxo January 12, 2021

Cum Hunter

When your mexican friend Joseph is trying to make up some bullshit reason to deal with his delusions.

Wow, Bro you're such a Cum Hunter.

by Santa C1aus May 10, 2023

cum

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by undeadd May 22, 2021

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

Cum

What you do when you see your naked uncle on your bed and natural instincts take over

I sat in my dog and I started to CUM

by CUM master 777 May 17, 2022