man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard

check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta

by ty April 2, 2005

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man purse

A satchel that a man uses to carry his balls in.

Well, it looks like Robbie done quit football and stopped going to the saloon and now goes around the mall with his little man purse and fag hag.

by Jon6942 April 12, 2008

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My MAN

a phrase coined by a group of students visiting edinburgh, inspired by denzel washingtons character in American Gangster.

Can be used in most universal situations

"Hey, are you coming out tonight?
"MY MAN!"

by theduckster January 29, 2009

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muffin man

eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.

1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"

by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008

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