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What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.
Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??
by anemonia December 15, 2023
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What's That Game With The X's and O's?

A friend who forgets what Tic Tac Toe is.
Friend: What's that game with the x's and o's??
Me: are you kidding me-
by A Kid From Math Class December 16, 2022
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It Is What It Is

A statement made by someone who wants to avoid an argument or has no intent of engaging on an issue, because they know fine damn well they've screwed up and they'd definitely be on the losing end of things.

Often taken up by egomaniac head coaches who just lost a game they should have had sewn up (e.g. Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Bill Belichick etc - Jerry Glanville for the teenagers) or someone in management fond of punching down who just fucked over an employee. Again.
'Bill, you really weren't ready for that hook-and double lateral that won the game for Miami today. Why did you put Gronkowski on the field in defense when Kenyan Drake was always going to breeze past him?' 'It is what it is.'

'You've got me in on a national holiday shift where there's no more buses home ten minutes before I'm done and a taxi would cost more than half what I'd make in that shift. Every time this happens.' 'It is what it is. Sort it out yourself.'
by Whirlwound May 15, 2021
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What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023
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What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit
Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”

Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 8, 2024
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ERM WHAT THE SIGMA

GUY 1:HE IS GAY
GUY 2:ERM WHAT THE SIGMA
by SHELLFISHE May 30, 2024
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What?

Definition:
-asking for information specifying something
-the things or thing that (used in specifying something)
-when someone tells you something but you don’t know what they said or did hear them and are mad/offended
-what am I doing here- like Litteraly? I’m writing the definition for what…what am I doing with my life that I’ve

only experienced for 11 years.
-why are you searching up the definition for what.
*Loud room*
Person 1: What’s your favorite color.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can’t hear you!
person 1: WHAT?
Person 2: Lol this is so stupid.
Person 1: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! DID YOU JUST SAY THAT I’M STOOPPOOODD?!?!
Person 2: NO I SAID THAT THIS IS SO-
Perspn 1: WHAT?!?!
by DoraForgotSpanish October 10, 2021
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