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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus June 1, 2023

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by Crow_Virus August 10, 2020

Cum Goblet

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig

Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her

by JeezOkay December 11, 2023

Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.

Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018

cum sling

When you sling your cum off your cock and into a strangers mouth.

"Did you see the look on that dumb broad's face as i cum slinged her "

"yeah man"

by Kcufyssup March 19, 2017

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. King of manginas.

Brad was being a real cum quad today.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020