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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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Monkey

A monkey is a name to an animal.
Some even use it as a insult, but how?
I have a cute monkey!
Your a monkey!
by 933933 May 3, 2022
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monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !
by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023
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Chorus Monkeys.

A word I invented for people in chorus programs that are awful and sing terrible songs. Everyone in there is like clones. Monkey see monkey do. Understand? they do whatever they see done.-Maya Betancourt
Did you hear those chorus kids ? they had no life and sounded dead and bored!

They're such "Chorus Monkeys."!
by MadchikXX December 11, 2011
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Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.
that was stupid asf your such a monkey.
by imabbq May 21, 2021
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