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Silly stinker: Penis
Sillier Sinker: Yes!!!
by sal.fisher. October 23, 2022
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Small Penis Day

The day where men with minuscule penises are born. March 11th
Look friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Penis

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible
by _b7ssy April 9, 2021
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Forest of Penis

A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.

One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
The forest of penis should not be entered!

Warning - Forest contains penis

Warning - Falling Cum Rain

Warning - Salty Smell of death
by John Johnson Joseph IV May 8, 2024
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The Peni-Copter

While having sex, the males penis will start rapidly swinging around in a circle like the blades of a helicopter. Anyone that happens to be on the penis in this time will become part of the penis helicopter and start rapidly swinging in a circle, also becoming the blades of a helicopter. This will cause both of the people having sex to fly off and never be seen or heard from again.
"Hey dude, did you hear of what happened to Rick last night? When he had sex with Tiffany, he did The Peni-Copter. I havent seen him since."
by GayUnicornAaron June 5, 2019
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Penis bribery

You're using penis bribery to go on this trip.
by Likwid541 November 21, 2018
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