Postgerman depression

When you come home from vacation where you had a romantic adventure and the best night of your life with the hottest german guy ever
Hey why are you feeling down ever since you came back? Im having postgerman depression
by Jamiewhyulikethat August 23, 2021
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Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy
Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...
by furgledurg9000 February 28, 2019
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Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed
Yeah I been having diet depression
by Cyclopspanda October 03, 2018
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Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 02, 2021
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Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
by Thomas Danger April 04, 2017
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dan depression

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.
I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.
by dans future wife 123 July 23, 2018
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Postmatal Depression

A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
by JimDan November 18, 2010
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