Dear Santa, I Want It All

When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.

Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!

by Randalleeza Rice April 26, 2021

i want cracker barrel for dinner

code for a way of saying “i wanna die”

ex. i got an F on my test, i want cracker barrel for dinner.

by berrydrew June 20, 2018

I dont want to write anything

Me nethier but you gotta do what you gotta do

Person1: i dont want to write anything
Person2: me neither

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer September 21, 2020

i want mine to sit like that

where a female’s boobs are perky and toned

stacy : my boobs look good

emma: i want mine to sit like that

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Do you want sticky keys?

It is a question by Windows 10 if you spam the shift, CTRL, ALT, or Windows button the question will pop up on your monitor. And no, i don't want sticky keys.

Do you want sticky keys? The answer is no poopy brainer

by I am the OWO December 22, 2019

You want him in your pants

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.

Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...

by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012

Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

by Heyitsyeboisure June 16, 2019