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Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
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George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”
by COCOK February 6, 2024
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Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
by josephtacos December 29, 2022
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George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.
“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”
by PinkCripps August 25, 2019
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Washington DC

It's like a city in North America or something idk
by Mispell July 17, 2021
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Washington

Our highschools are full of drug addicts, we have seattle, lots of green and rain, original Starbucks, that’s it. Also there are 2 types of people, one who HAS TO STAY INSTATE FOR COLLEGE or the ones going as far away as possible
by November 30, 2019
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blud washington

bro ur being a blud washington rn
by Glilblet March 21, 2025
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