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Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
by josephtacos December 29, 2022
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George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.
Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”
by COCOK February 6, 2024
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blud washington

bro ur being a blud washington rn
by Glilblet March 21, 2025
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Washington Robbery

Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.
Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"
by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022
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The Full Washington

The Full Washington-Optimum result of Any situation.
by Swinstead3 January 9, 2015
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