Justice League: War

Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

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Saudi Pro League

Abbreviation: SPL
The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".

It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.

Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.

Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.

A: "Ronaldo, the superstar of the Saudi Pro League, has scored 50 goals, so why can't he score in the EURO or the World Cup?"

B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."

by harrymaguire ballond'or winner July 21, 2024

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Chatro League

A species of South Asian dog native to Bangladesh. A member of this species is known as a "Chatro Leaguer". Chatro Leaguers are known to be particularly violent and can attack innocent people on the street. Their owners would sometimes use a helmet to cover their face. Although violent, they can be easily tamed with local cuisine such as "shingara" and "somucha" while some higher-end breeds would need biryani for their upkeep. Their bark is somewhat non-traditional. Rather the usual "woof woof" they sound more like "apa apa".

Rahat: Bro I got a new dog. *whistles at dog* hey Saddam come here boy.

Asif: Oh what a nice do- FUCK BRO THAT'S A CHATRO LEAGUE WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
Rahat: *Feeds him some somucha* it's OK he doesn't bite.

Asif: I don't think we can be friends any more.

Rahat: Oh I got a matching helmet for him too.

Asif:
Rahat: *to Saddam* come on boy this Asif is a Jamat-shibir. You know what to do.

by IHasADictionary August 3, 2024

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Bangladesh Awami League

The Bangladesh Awami League (BAL, in short) is a political party in Bangladesh that has been consistently led by individuals with fascist ideologies. Over the years, the party has governed the country for extended periods, frequently manipulating elections to maintain power. It has gained notoriety for corruption, money trafficking, money laundering, the establishment of criminal syndicates, and so forth crimes, all of which have severely harmed the nation's economy. Despite numerous protests from Bangladeshi citizens against the corrupt administration, they have been silenced, oppressed, and subjected to brutality. A particularly egregious incident occurred when Sheikh Hasina, a prominent leader of the Awami League, derogatorily labeled students, who were protesting against discrimination in job market, as "Razakar"—a term associated with Pakistani collaborators during the Bangladeshi War of Independence—and ordered the armed forces to fire upon them. This resulted untimely deaths of many young meritorious minds of the country. This brutal response ignited widespread outrage among the students, whose courageous actions eventually forced Sheikh Hasina to resign and flee the country on August 5, 2024. This date is now commemorated as a symbolic second independence for the nation.

Sheikh Hasina, the leader of the Bangladesh Awami League, ordered the police to open fire on students who protested against the fascist authority.

by Fi-Sci August 7, 2024

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