gray fever

Having a severe sexual attraction for the elderly or senior citizens, particularly for the interested party who is many years younger.
A: "I think your grandma is hot!"
B: "Gross, I think you have a case of gray fever."
by IppikiRouka November 13, 2021
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temple grays

These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.

Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 02, 2008
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False Gray

When a gray hair magically reverts back to its original color. Most commonly used by people in denial.
I thought I found one but it turned out to be a false gray.
by …………… August 06, 2021
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Gray shmam

When you rub an ass with black paint then cum on it to make a gray color
Then we gray shmamed 10 times in a row
by Gray shmam October 03, 2016
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Eli Gray

Eli gray is a very intelligent, independent girl that will tell you what needs to be said. She cuts straight to the case and waste no time. She is quiet when you first get to know her, but she will open up very quickly and you will see a side of her like no other. She is a natural at school and Aces math effortlessly. Eli Gray is always a helping hand but doesn't let you fall into your delusions to quickly.
"Eli Gray just changed my perspective on life..."

"Eli Gray what's 74/8?"
by puppielover0028009 July 01, 2024
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