Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

Maggie Simpson

When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.

OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.

by Choobone69 May 16, 2018

The Simpsons

Has been airing since 1989, this cartoon serial has the infamous reputation for having been able to predict the future accurately.

It's wild how The Simpsons has been on air since 1989 and still manages to predict the future—it's like they have a crystal ball for pop culture!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Niamh Victoria simpson

Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes

“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “

by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020

Simpson road

quite scary place, a few lesbians and what not. Number 18 is iconic tbh I remember when they had a dead horse in their garden

“Hey have u ever been down Simpson Road?”

“ya because i live down it u melt”

by kohaku oukawa March 25, 2022

Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015