Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019

Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.

Are you kidding me?!?! You really Michaeled things up.

by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him

God dammit Michael!

by Super penis June 23, 2018

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

He hates the color pink and his nickname is breasty😉😉

michael michael is such a breasty

by Love2623 March 6, 2017

michael

the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez

by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018