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alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.
i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving
by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012
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deep sea diving

To stick one's entire cranium into the vaginal orifice of a female (or I guess a hermaphrodite.)
Did you see that guy go deep sea diving on that big-hips chick? I DID LOLOLOLOL.
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Diving in them DMs

When you hit-up a girl by Direct Messaging her.
Ayye she's single! Dive in them DMs!!
*Hops on computer and Facebook Msgs Her* (Diving in them dms)
by imLTyme November 1, 2014
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tush diving

sport: played by groups of young drunken predatory alpha males.
bets are taken at the begining of the night who can pull the most women anul sex being the ultimate goal.
points awarded as follows: 1 for sex 2 for reaching your anul objective. a kiss or no show shall be punished by tieing the failure up naked to a lamp post.
right boys get your money out it is tush diving time!
by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005
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nigerian plunger dive

while having sex outside stick a plunger on your girlfriends vagina and pump it up and down while putting a water hose in her ass with the water running while having her suck your dick
man that girl is nasty she lt me give her a nigerian plunger dive
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
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Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.
Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?
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German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018
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