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dean dick

A man private part that has red line on head penis, spew red sauce and smell like cheese and laxitive, similar to dirty dick or stinky spunk

Shane - Hi Jenny you wanna fuck

Jenny - Hell no you have Dean Dick

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Oh shit, mommaaa i have a red line on my fuckin dick
Mom - Honey you have Dean Dick, i told you stop fuckin them old bitches
by Keivon Moesley December 7, 2018
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Dean

the head of the chapter of a cathedral or collegiate church or the head of a university faculty or department or of a medical school
Person 1: Hey, see that guy? He's the dean of this university
by Cava the musical November 19, 2022
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Dean

The most amazing person in the work get all the hot girls and is really cute and he has a huge dick
Dean is so cute and I want to date him
by Panda nation May 23, 2018
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mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.
chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane
by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011
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Deaning

To dean is to be constantly busy with home improvements, physical activity and being a master of all trades. E.g. painting, running, building, making flapjack.
"Stop Deaning, you're making us all look bad"

"Oh man, he's always Deaning about the place, where does he get the energy from?"

"Just sit on your arse for a bit like the rest of us, no need to keep Deaning all day!"
by EW1988 April 24, 2020
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Dean

Dean's are typically very sexy, and reject fragile masculinity. They know that they are hot and won't hesitate to flex this on Instagram. They have a great stage presence and are the type of people that everybody wants to be friends with.

Dean can also be used as an expression, normally spoken with the cursive accent.
"Omg, this cute guy just texted me!!!"

"*gasp* Dean???? ๐Ÿ˜ *tucks hair behind ear in Debby Ryan*"

Note: the expression above isn't referring to a guy named Dean. It just shows shock and suggests/portrays a certain emotion.
Translation: "damn...really?"

"Oh no...I failed my math test!"

"Dean??? ๐Ÿฅบ"
Translation: "Aww really?"

"Did you seriously say that?"
"Dean ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…"
Translation: "Hell yeah"
by an "expert" September 1, 2021
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Dean Hebscher

Jewish millennial male born in Dundas, Ontario Canada and currently resides in Toranto Canada in a basement apartment with a roommate. Currently works in the hospitality industry, has a passion for basketball and does comedy with his friends Kurtis Conner and Jabob Andrew Sharpe. Has had an arguably controversial past. has had 1-2 past relationships with woman, he also has an older brother and divorced parents. has ADD. he was born in November 22nd 1995 making him a Sagittarius. He also is the owner of dean core and the clean hamster podcast.
"my comfort youtuber is Dean Hebscher! My favorite video is the teeth whiting October vlog or the one where he gets his makeup done with Maxine."
by heavy is as heavy does December 10, 2021
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