best VPN

A mediocre VPN every Twitch streamer, YouTuber and their mom wants you to download because of their monetary affiliation

"Guys, use NordVPN to protect to yourself on the Internet, it is the best VPN in the world! Type !nord in chat to get 75% off."
"I've used it, it's actually dogshit, and not to mention it's always 75% off, what a scam"

by punchDatTaco February 5, 2022

Best Friend

Someone you can go to for anything. Anything in the whole entire world, and they’ll listen and still love you. Doesn’t matter what gender. These people are the most important people in the world.

Me- Ur my best friend
Them- You too, love.

by bish12345 November 3, 2019

best-er

being better than the best

"omg i have the best gf ever"
"no i do"
"fine but i have the best-er gf"

by case.on June 21, 2022

Best Friend

A bestfriend is someone who tells you everything and shares things where no one else can share with you. A bestfriend is someone that you hangout with more than anyone else.

That's my best friend we go anywhere together and we tell each other anything

by BabyGirl😍 November 24, 2017

best practice

You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that

Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice

by mrB2B May 28, 2018

Best Friend

somebody that you love and know that you can be a total doofus around. they would never judge you (unless it's super funny) and they will be there when you are down in the dumps. you would probably refer to each other as Best friend

bff1- hey best friend. I'm sad
bff2- *buys literally everything you like to make you happy

by avegrace07 January 25, 2020

Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021