stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

stamping my rooster

a vigorous wank. hardcore masturbating.

I was stamping my rooster when my mum walked in

by tboner509 June 7, 2017

stoppier

Something that stops faster than something else.

Ben: Shit my new big brake kit on my e36 made it much stoppier.

Erica: I'm pretty sure that's not a word.

by Iamnotherenowbutiwasthanks September 28, 2017

Stomptoe

You stomp threw the house on your tippy toes thinking your being quiet as a mouse when actually you sound like hard of angry dinosaurs being chased by asteroid....

When the two night owls stomptoed by mishs room he had a heart attack but the stomptoe vibrations worked like difibulater and started his heart again

by Miss Lucky May 1, 2018

Stoopid Bitch

A phrase used to describe an idiot or fool. Usually said with extreme emotion.

Jackson: Hey, Rhett you wanna fight?
Rhett: No you stoopid bitch, I knocked your ass out.
Jackson: ......

by Big Bwak Cock June 7, 2018

stoopide

A stupid way of writing stupid.

if you're reading this you are stoopide.

by ChezburgerGirl May 7, 2018

Stoopid school

Noun: a place of higher learning, where the stupid arts are taught.

Bro the hooker will not give you a refund, did you go to stoopid school or something?

by CheddaBesus225 November 22, 2018