A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"
Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.
by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024
Get the Dirty Sonicmug. Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
Get the Sonic the Hedgehogmug. Sonic Passion (also called Sonic Passion forum) was the first gameophilia (robophilia)/toonophilia oriented forum on the internet.
Sonic Passion is the most extreme forum about virtual reality that ever been created. Sonic Passion is a place where people can talk about their love and sexual attraction toward video game and anime/cartoon characters.
Human/virtual marriages are performed alswel. Sonic Passion was founded in October 8th 2004.
The name "Sonic Passion" was found by the admin because she was in love with Sonic the Hedgahog.
See also: an zoopedophile, an deranged furry, Sonicfag, Chris Chan's Sister's favourite website
Sonic Passion is the most extreme forum about virtual reality that ever been created. Sonic Passion is a place where people can talk about their love and sexual attraction toward video game and anime/cartoon characters.
Human/virtual marriages are performed alswel. Sonic Passion was founded in October 8th 2004.
The name "Sonic Passion" was found by the admin because she was in love with Sonic the Hedgahog.
See also: an zoopedophile, an deranged furry, Sonicfag, Chris Chan's Sister's favourite website
Long live Sonic Passion! Robophiles rule the world!
Logical person: Dude, just go touch some grass or get laid.
Logical person: Dude, just go touch some grass or get laid.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? May 12, 2023
Get the Sonic Passionmug. by SAsSSD March 10, 2018
Get the Sonicmug. by Bren001 June 2, 2016
Get the Sonic Smackmug. A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times
by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019
Get the Sonic The hedgehogmug. 