simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.
"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"
by juuuulessssss June 02, 2021
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Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.
“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”
by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021
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simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
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bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.
by Black the Ripper November 23, 2015
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Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111
hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson
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Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters
Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".
by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015
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Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes
Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother
by God wooozer August 18, 2021
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