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Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.
"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."
by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025
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religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.
Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.
by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018
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true religions

by tootmen May 19, 2025
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Religion

Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.
by discustang March 23, 2022
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Religion

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Religion of Thaii

Thaii is the religion of deep peace and mind focus of yoga. Thaii is used prominently in all countries and well known in Asia. Thaii requires vast amount of concentration and a daily stretch and routine nightly to honor Thaii. Thaii and Thaiichi disregard and don’t respect anyone who makes fun of their religion. This religion will help your health and open your mind to new places.
I love the Religion of Thaii
by ReligionofThaiiAnthem May 26, 2018
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