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PET Bottler

(noun) Someone who is such an avid gamer, particularly in network games or MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) - such a typical game might be "World of Warcraft".

The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).

Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.

However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
Mike is such a PET Bottler - he spent all of last weekend leveling and then camping The UberBunny of Doom to get the Carrot of Un-Ending Game Subscription Fees.
by HeatDeath March 6, 2010
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
by Hey old man! April 7, 2011
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Clan Pet

She/he is the bitch of the clan, they are less popular then the clan slut but still whorish. They live to one day be a clan slut.
LOL, Did you see what i made the clan pet do with that chick?!
by James-D_O_A October 20, 2010
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Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.
Come in and watch me petting my koala!
by BradieBear July 7, 2010
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TW Pets

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.
by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008
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Petting the pelican

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013
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