A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
Get the Shower Gel Paradoxmug. A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.
Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022
Get the Sincerely Me Paradoxmug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. by bucketcom January 25, 2025
Get the Markiplier Paradoxmug. When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.
Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
by BOI64 February 4, 2021
Get the The Shonda Rhimes Paradoxmug. When someone, usually a rude entitled individual, acts (rudely or entitled) like they have never been appropriately punched in the face, but because of them acting rude and entitled, there is NO WAY they have NOT been punched in the face.
That guy is a K-paradox
by Dinoplant April 8, 2025
Get the K-Paradoxmug. Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
Get the 9ahba paradoxmug.