ninja sturb

Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.

My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.

I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.

by braunbj October 26, 2004

fart ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.

After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.

by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008

ninja looter

1) (n) (MMORPG) A player who loots and/or attempts to loot items (usually of significant rarity and value) without the permission of the group, especially one who loots items designed for other classes or one who loots all items of value immediately prior to leaving the group/raid/guild.

2) (n) (World of Warcraft) See Hunter

Felstriker? Obviously a Hunter weapon.

by Danin July 6, 2005

ninja slipper

a visible camel toe

yo man check out the hot asain with the ninja slipper bouncin around in spandex!

by thenewkrew September 7, 2006

ninja digits

A telephone call originated from an alternate number in order to disguise the caller's identity and/or intent.

"Jimmy tried to skate on me for a month of utilities and wouldn't call me back, but I finally bagged him with ninja digits from the conference room line at work."

"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"

by Slithorex March 8, 2010

Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

ninja invite

World of Warcraft term, lure someone to join your party or guild.

"we need a tank for an instance, but nobody wants to join. We need to ninja invite someone".

by Udame March 13, 2008