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Tomato emoji

I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?
by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022
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Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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tomato head

Child/adult that wears a bun on top of their head with a cloth over it, originating from Sikhism and some Middle Eastern areas.
Why are there so many tomato heads in the neighborhood?
by Daman Randhawa December 23, 2021
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Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022
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Tomato fucker

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.
After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.
by Error219 May 23, 2022
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