mouth lexus

A mouth Lexus is when a well dressed Asian woman; or a well dressed,clean shaven, Asian man removes their gold grill, fills their mouth with expensive champagne, and allows a person to dip their testicles into the champagne, before smoothly licking the tiny bubbles from said testicles. It is best when performed backstage at a wutang clan concert, and is always performed with a superior attitude.

After I paid for the coffee, I just assumed I'd get a mouth lexus

by Drew239 July 18, 2014

salty mouth

The taste of semen in your mouth after your friend got head from a girl and you hooked up with her after.

Corry: Ew, why does my mouth taste so salty?
Biga: LAL! You got the salty mouth bitch!

by Sir Miles May 26, 2009

yuk mouth

Very bad teeth, Possibly due to not brushing, Flossing..ECT,

OMG! Did you see that guys Yuk Mouth. He prob Chews Tobacco.

by Jim Reed June 3, 2006

vagina mouth

the smell of vagina on someones breath; someones mouth that looks like a vagina

What up vagina mouth, damn your mouth looks funny, plus your breath smells like a vaginal canal, ha ha ha ha ha.

by Fruir Legs January 11, 2009

mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.

So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.

by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011

milli-mouth

small in stature, timid, scared of confrontation. an all around pussy.

1. I've caught fish in this lake before but they are all milli's or milli-mouths. 2. Don't be such a milli-mouth and whip his ass. 3. That guy is a milli-mouth maggot!

by Thomas Crews October 20, 2008

desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008