moist

it’s when something is squishy and hydrated.

“oh damn you're so moist”

“ew this sponge is so moist”

by moisturizermoist June 18, 2020

moist mullets

A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.

Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!

by Funkymonkey118 December 20, 2021

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Moist

This is how you describe a person who acts cowardly or pretends to be tough. You could call them a "pussy" also.

Joe: "Don't call me out when you're not confident enough to be called out. Grow some nuts you moist-ass clown!"
Jack: "Screw you!"

by bro-son February 4, 2023

Moist

Slightly wet like ur mom

I want to moist up ur mom

by Harold Johnson September 28, 2018

world famous award winning juicy moist burgers

A dry bun that's bigger than average, containing a microscopic piece of meat that's even dryer than the bread. If you like eating sawdust, be sure to try!

Chris claimed “I'm making my world famous award winning juicy moist burgers” and Stephanie knew her mouth was about to be drier than a nuns crotch!

by Moistmeat February 11, 2025

Moist Pasta

Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.

P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to

by Moist Pasta August 17, 2019