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Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 25, 2020
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Moist

1)When one's obviously screwed over.
2)When one's in trouble with authorities.
1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.
by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017
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Moist

Wet in the area involving sex or horny actions
I got very moist after it
by Sevensevie November 6, 2017
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Moist

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.
How you doing today?

I'm pretty moist today thank you.

Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.

Aww dude that's so moist.
by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018
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Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..
Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018
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moist crack

Moist crack is when your cracks (crevice) is very moist from sweeting because your fat.
Wow you have a moist crack
by Nong fat December 29, 2015
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Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson
Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma
by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020
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