Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018
Get the michaelmug. by TheWombler November 10, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.
by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.
Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”
by BigMancini February 20, 2020
Get the Michaelmug. A Guy that nobody Likes, he's an arrogant, selfish, ugly (both on the inside and outside), and stupid prick. If you leave something at his house you're not getting it back. He's not to be trusted either, because at any chance given he will stab you in the back.
Guy 1: Yo, Michael just ran over my dog!
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.
Guy 2: Michael? Didn't you know Everyone hates that Fag, he's a fucking asshole. That's why he has no friends.
by Jimathorne August 26, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. by Love2623 March 6, 2017
Get the Michaelmug.