by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.
sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him
by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

by Haoyu's gospel December 7, 2021

The man is 𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 2000 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦. Laggy. Whenever a black guy walks past he immediately thinks 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦
by Kanye_west ✓ February 10, 2022

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair
"Who is that hot guy over there?"
"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"
"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"
"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"
"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"
by Joakim123 March 11, 2017
