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Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.
I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.
by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024
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Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.
Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!
by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025
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Hug Tunnel

A very snug and tight vagina.
We started fucking, but it didn't last long. She had the sweetest hug tunnel, and I was nutting in minutes.
by Dirk Dirksen June 28, 2020
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Censorship Aversion tunnelling

The tactic used my social media conglomerates and/or corporations to artificially inflate their user numbers by enticing a user(s) to create multiple accounts due to being shadow-banned or censored without explanation or with vague explanation.
(Also known as 'Catting' or 'to cat')
The social media company is being sued by their investors for Censorship Aversion Tunnelling.

I created a 2nd account because <social media company> catted me.
by Jadeline H August 11, 2018
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Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.
Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”
by Niki B. January 1, 2022
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Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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Bovarian tunnel dragon

When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow
I have that bitch a bovarian tunnel dragon at that party last weekend bro!
by Huf69 January 12, 2018
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