Goon

A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy

I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.

My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".

It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.

Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.

by DonnieDarkyDarko September 2, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

music gooning

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.

Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already

by Herelick Mycrotch May 24, 2024

goon

a word you don’t really know what means but u call ur boyfriend / girlfriend it because it’s cute and u love them

goodnight you goon

by maddy__ June 2, 2019

Goon Trigger

A person, place, or thing that causes you to get the intense urge to goon.

All these Instagram models are a goon trigger.

by Ædthryth March 22, 2025

Goon baiting

The act of baiting people into gooning

she was goon baiting me by showing me her boobs

by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025

Flicker Gooning

The practice of repeatedly bringing oneself or another to the brink of orgasm and then deliberately stopping, over the course of several days. This prolonged edging method is termed "flicker gooning" due to the sensation it creates in the brain, which is likened to a light flickering between states—oscillating at the edge of climax without fully achieving it. This technique is often used to intensify the eventual orgasm and heighten sexual gratification.

After three days of flicker gooning, he said the final release was the most intense experience he'd ever had."

by FunkyJErkers May 24, 2024