You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.
by Flip Janson July 16, 2021
Get the Goon stancemug. Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
Get the Pre-Goonmug. by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Noun for both:
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.
2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
Get the goon armmug. When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull
by Elk Skull January 26, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.
Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."
Darren: "Just goon stoopid"
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
Darren: "Just goon stoopid"
Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"
Darren: "Atta boy"
by fapaddict November 26, 2023
Get the Goon Stoopidmug. The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug.