Cunny Funt

-“Cunny Funt “ aren’t you?

-You’re such a “Cunny Funt”
-No one likes a “Cunny Funt”

Shelley thought she’d be a Cunny Funt and took a photo of me dressed like the wicked witch.

by Shellism January 24, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.

"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."

by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025

seesaw the funt

the act of penetrating a wet a pussy, getting your dick wet, putting the d in the v

i seesawed that funt so hard last nite, im bout to seesaw the funta

by jeff & tommy August 9, 2008

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016