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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?

Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.

Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.

Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓

Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.

Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.

Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts

Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe

Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cheese to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

mouth clout

word of mouth, notoriety. especially when someone’s done something slightly stupid or iconic
damn girl, what can I to get to get that much damn mouth clout? everyone knows you lit the cafeteria microwave on fire, not sure I’d be able to beat that
by analplanes December 3, 2023
mugGet the mouth cloutmug.

Clout 6

Possibly a more infectious disease than Covid-19. Whoever thought this was a good name for a group of 5”5 boys should be sent straight to hell. Just hearing the words “Clout 6” is enough for someone to develop ear cancer. They orgasm at the sight of a car and will sit outside the junction begging for coochie. The coochie in question has never and will never be received by them. It’s trendy for them to make fun of people because they are terribly insecure. Honestly the most cringeworthy group of boys on earth.
Other names for Clout 6: Chlamydia 6, Dishcloth 6, Pussydrought 6, Virgins
by Squidlybob June 5, 2020
mugGet the Clout 6mug.

clout sucking

last nite sally was clout sucking me so hard i went numb - roy purdy
by Donut dream September 6, 2018
mugGet the clout suckingmug.

Clout Junkie

Someone who is a fiend for clout. Addicted to it. Will do anything to stay in the spotlight on social media or any other platform
Guy A - Yo NPC streamer is such a clout junkie

Guy B - how so?

Guy A - he does nonsense pranks and promotes Only Fans chicks to his 12 year old fans for engagement

Guy B - Hah! What a dweeb.
by sploogenut June 10, 2024
mugGet the Clout Junkiemug.

clout palace

Ricegum's House
I guess you could say its lit at the clout palace
by cloutgod_12 October 16, 2018
mugGet the clout palacemug.

Dummy Clout

Clout obtained from doing dumb things. Often people seeking attention.
Irvin’s been getting dummy clout, did u see that vid on insta of him trashing the dollar store? He got over 5k followers from that.
by ZuiyOTF47 April 16, 2023
mugGet the Dummy Cloutmug.

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