For your face

This is referred to a person who bull shits i.e he/she claims things which cannot be true

Guy says, I can run faster than cheetah. Girl says, for your face you can run faster than cheetah

by Chindi December 12, 2019

Coming for your wig

When someone is going to take your place. Someone is coming for your wig if they’re going to take your place or you are coming for their wig if you’re going to take their place.

1)You think you’re the bad bitch? Well I’m here now and I’m coming for your wig!

I’m coming for your wig-I’m going to replace you

2)That new hire? She thinks she can do my job better than me? She’s coming for my wig!

This shows that someone thinks someone else is trying to replace them at their job.

She’s coming for my wig- she’s trying to replace me

by Is this martajen? January 4, 2020

Thanks for your opinion

A very nice and polite way of calling someone a jerk.

"You're so short. So short, in fact, that you couldn't jump over a corgi if you tried."

"Alright, thanks for your opinion."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

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by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022

For Your Entertainment

The most amazing album you will ever hear. Adam Lambert brings back glam!

Music Again, For Your Entertainment, Whataya Want From Me, Strut, Soaked, Sure Fire Winners, A Loaded Smile, If I Had You, Pick U Up, Fever, Sleepwalker, Aftermath, Broken Open

Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert" "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"

Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert: "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"

by Glambert4196 July 25, 2010

tissue for your issue

See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.

Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?

by ke6isf October 22, 2004