Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

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clunge dump

A woman's period

You getting any Jeff?
Not this week, Ann 's having a clunge dump

by Nested Elevator May 24, 2017

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b-dumps

The gigantic dump you have to take after eating at buffalo wild wings (also known as Bdubs)

Friend 1: hey man, wanna go to Bdubs?
Friend 2: no man, I don't wanna get a case of the b-dumps

by ilovekmart229 May 5, 2011

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Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.

"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"

by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018

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Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013

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Bungee dump

When someone parks a coil, or curls one out and the end of the Thora Hird dunks its head in the water whilst still attached to the host, much like a bungee jumper does off a bridge.

Hey Brett, why are you looking so content?

I’ve just had an awesome bungee dump

by Kingpekky February 15, 2021

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