Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 04, 2010
by Wiznut August 18, 2017
noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.
verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.
My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.
My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.
by MasterChiefsBalls February 08, 2011
When you gotta go and there is a someone in the bathroom. And you can't leave one on the floor because you don't want to clean it out of the carpet. You have to take a dump in your hand and flush it when its your turn. Most often used in large crowds when you can get away to poop but still want to be polite or when its easier to warsh poop off your hands then the floor.
"They had new carpet and I had to shit...only choice was drop a hand dump. Easier to warsh your hands then shampoo the carpet ya know?"
by TheSausageKing June 12, 2021
Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
To break up with your significant other via email rather than have the courage to do it face to face.
by Sophie Chambers October 21, 2010
A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
by David from Cumming December 17, 2010