Dump Miscarriage

When you get on the toilet ready to take a dump and end up just farting.

"I was so mad yesterday when I got up to take a dump and it ended up just being a dump miscarriage"

by Stubs7996 April 3, 2013

Rally Dump

When one is full but only partway through their meal, they will "rally" by taking a massive shit. They will then come back and finish the rest of their food with the voracity of a hungry Ron Swanson.

Joe-"Yo, I can't finish this Triple Bacon Cheeseburger"
John-"Go take a rally dump"
~5-30 minutes later~
Joe-"LET'S GO!" ~Finishes food in record time~

by benw92 May 3, 2013

button dump

A tiny poop.

Give me two minutes, I've gotta go take a button dump.

by 4pillows March 28, 2016

Makoto Dump

When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi

Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"

by BluFireFox May 18, 2019

Forest Dump

The act of going into a heavily wooded area and taking a huge shit

Random person: *Sees a massive pile of shit on the ground in forest*
Random person: God damn... Someone did a Forest Dump...

by Mr. big E. June 17, 2019

Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

by 50K All Day April 5, 2018

dump fake

Like the pump fake in basketball this a simply a fake out. This fake out occurs when you’re trying to take a shit but get faked out.

Yo bro I think I may be constipated; that or I just got dump faked.

by igottashitbadly January 16, 2020