The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."
by bobbin frapples October 15, 2009
by Deepseadiverextraordinaire May 05, 2006
by imLTyme November 02, 2014
sport: played by groups of young drunken predatory alpha males.
bets are taken at the begining of the night who can pull the most women anul sex being the ultimate goal.
points awarded as follows: 1 for sex 2 for reaching your anul objective. a kiss or no show shall be punished by tieing the failure up naked to a lamp post.
bets are taken at the begining of the night who can pull the most women anul sex being the ultimate goal.
points awarded as follows: 1 for sex 2 for reaching your anul objective. a kiss or no show shall be punished by tieing the failure up naked to a lamp post.
by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005
while having sex outside stick a plunger on your girlfriends vagina and pump it up and down while putting a water hose in her ass with the water running while having her suck your dick
by j1n1produkshunz February 01, 2011
The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
by Turnipgenocide June 12, 2018
When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.
by Mrs. Pepper and Dr. Pibb April 19, 2011