Comedy Central's newest, in-your-face comedian, who gives you the only reason to watch the network since Dave Chappelle moved to Crazyville and disappointed us all. He offends people in every walk of life, and graduated from UCF in Whorlando, Florida. His show, tosh.0, is amazingly funny, although most women do not agree with this because women have no sense of humor and would rather "keep up" with the Kardasians or watch grown adults play high schoolers and/or vampires on tv. Daniel Tosh is rather sexy, but this probably would not be true if he wasn't the funniest man ever. Daniel Tosh does not know this, but we will someday be married and make unbelievably attractive, offensive offspring.
I would do dirty, dirty things to Daniel Tosh.
(female) Who's that?
He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!
(female) Who's that?
He's the sexiest, funniest man ever you Twilight-loving faghag!
by ashevillesfinest September 14, 2010
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Person #1: Did you know that Danielle Cohn is already pregnant at her age?
Person #2: Yeah, bro. Isn't she from musically? And don't a lot of people hate on her for acting like a hoe?
Person #2: Yeah, bro. Isn't she from musically? And don't a lot of people hate on her for acting like a hoe?
by prettykewl April 12, 2019
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1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."
2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010
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Girl #1- Oh my God, i hate that kid he is such a fucking daniel.
Girl #2- Yea i know, but you just can't help but love him!
Girl #2- Yea i know, but you just can't help but love him!
by emokidd5526 March 9, 2009
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by me3000 July 19, 2011
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Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.
Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.
Guy 1: I would do the same.
Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.
Guy 1: I would do the same.
by mailliw May 2, 2013
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