by Kellydunn September 16, 2018
Get the Cuddle Puddle mug.A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed
Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
Fucking ket ‘ed
Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
by ➖ September 26, 2018
Get the Mr Cuddles mug.A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.
by Lobizzle October 8, 2018
Get the Cuddle fucker mug.Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂
Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*
by Treebonics June 9, 2018
Get the cuddle puddles mug.When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.
Ex.
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?
Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!
by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019
Get the Cuddle Puddle mug.I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed
by Meeluvi April 3, 2019
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